Video game merchants can become blessings and curses. At its best, they are a heaven of resources where we can stock up and reorganize using these items before heading towards our hilarious ways.
But at their worst, they are financial individuals who charge a horrible price for rare items, and even worse, items they consider to be junk.
These merchants tend to be suspicious individuals who can mistakenly trust players or mistakenly trust them to advance their game or to inadvertently trust them to interact with them.
But regardless of their role in the game, these merchants get what they deserve and you become the one who slams the hammer of justice.
7 Magikarp Salesman
Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow
This is probably the biggest stretch on the list, but there’s no denying that a guy selling magicalp near Mount Moon is running glyft.
He sells you magicalp for $500 cool. What you get in return is a Pokemon that will not be useful to you until you level up significantly.
However, after many splashes and weak tackles, you can evolve your Magicalp into a fiercely powerful Pokemon in the form of Gyarados.
Then, if you really want to go back to a home where you got a better deal, you can go back to that Pokemon Center with your Gyarados and show off them. It requires some imagination on your side, but I like to think he is furious when you return the victory.
6 Lone Shark
A little on the nose
In another crab treasure, things start quite idyllic, when they are cold on a small island. But before you know it, a literal loan shark pops out, taking out your shell and heading towards the deep blue, forcing you to chase.
From there, he needs to track him down in the big city. shrimp Run away the shell.
He sells it to 999,999,999 microplastics, but the good news is that you don’t need it. shrimp And save it.
You will have the opportunity to attack them near the game to get your shell back, and I would recommend you take that opportunity as you are very cathartic.
5 Compliment Jones
Paradise Falls (dismembered)
Fallout 3 doesn’t have a direct quest line that allows you to take out a slaver colony known as Paradise Falls, but that doesn’t mean you can’t walk there, play with friendly, or turn your heels to wipe the entire place.
Paradise Falls has a quest line, where you can agree to win Runaway Slaves on Mesmetron and become the best asshole of all time. But morally good fallout players will be willing to stick it between the eyes of eulogy, their leader in the pimp suit, and everyone under his wings.
If you want to humiliate your injuries, you can also help out with the Union temple runaway and make sure the last wreckage of Paradise Falls cannot be reorganized. It’s a rare, pleasant story that you can blend in the wastelands of the boring capital.
4 Joja Co.
Say goodbye to corporate greed
Fans of Galaxy-Brain Stardew will know that Pierre is definitely as sleazy as Joja, but at least on the surface, Joja is a more obviously evil presence in the town of Pelicans.
This multinational superstore invades the town of Pelicans and tries to undercut Pierre with low prices, greater variety and more convenient.
But it’s a good egg you want to help your community and spend time and effort restoring the community center. You will gather together to drive corporate conglomerates out of town.
It’s extremely satisfying to see Morris run out of town with his tail between his legs, and even more fun turning Jojah’s wreckage into a cinema.
3 patch
The infamous trickster
Patch is a character who has doubled as a joke in all previous soulbone games and is displayed in some form or form.
Always, this trickster invites our heroes into compromise positions, then turn them on and throws them into dangerous holes where you usually need to fight your way.
But what he can’t grasp is that we will not die, that we will always respawn and as a result, we will return to him one day.
When you do, he always apologises and serves as a merchant for the players who keep him alive. But the option is there to kill him where he stands, and it’s a great feeling.
Perhaps the best thing to do is keep him alive for the resources he offers. But he’s such aggravated and annoyed idiot, so you might not.
2 Millibell
Bank money
Hollow Knight is like a soul, so if you try to get back into the shade without losing all of the Geo, you will find that there are more than a few times when you object to it.
However, if you want to let these worries rest, you can visit the banker Miribelle, who will be able to stock GEO, a very useful service, for a small fee, at least while it continues.
Ultimately, once you’ve fully satisfied your account, Miribell runs away with GEO. But she barely knows that she will find her later to get our money back with interest.
She can be found in the hot springs in the city of tears, and once you find her, you can pound her nose with your nails and drop all the Geo she stole.
It feels great to give her the practices she deserves, and so you can invest in some top-notch charms.
1 Money bag
Empty your bag and you’re a con man!
Of all the scumbag dealers in video games over the years, the old money bags should be the most hated.
He is especially hated by the public because he doesn’t actually sell anything. Instead, he sets elaborate obstacles around various levels, then charges a large amount of gems so that Spiro can pass.
Essentially, he is a Mastercon artist and an artist who needs to withstand the entire original trilogy. But in the year of the Dragon, the final hub world of the third game, you can finally get your own return.
You will be able to chase him around the area and burn his ass like he will drop all the gems he has taken for you in the course of the game.
This scene was one of my number one gaming memories from my childhood, and yet, as a child, I knew I was tapping my nose in a big way in an institution.